Duffzilla: Demi a cutter

Joke of the day

Your mama is so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book

A lady walks into the store and asks for 2 boxes of pizza

and the worker said that will be 15 dollars

but for only 2 more dollars you can have a pirated movie

and so the lady said sorry i already have all the pirate of the caribean movies

There where two friends one was tall and all the girls liked him

one was short and no one liked him

so one day the tall one said why are you so ugly

and the short one walked away

the next day the same thing happened

and this kept happening until the day they graduated high school

then the ugly one went on to make the most successful company

and his old friend wanted to get a job so he said hey buddy why don't you let me get a job here

and the one that used to be ugly said

cause only good looking ppl can work here